When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers.
"Have you ever dealt with an attorney?" asked the plaintiff's lawyer.
"Yes. I had an attorney write my living trust," she responded.
"And how did that turn out?"
"I don't know," she said. "Ask me again after I go."
Man in a bar tells his friend he does not believe in coincidences.
His friend said, “OMG, neither do I!”
I was always told that in some jobs no matter what you do to progress a glass ceiling may be in the way...
I was so concerned by this that on my first day I took along a catapult!
I was offered a gig at the London Crematorium...
I turned it down as I worried it would be dead audience.