Best Jokes

What do hunting, fishing and dating all have in common?

You never know when you might get lucky!!!

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.

The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.

The second guy wishes the same.

The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why do blonde's have TGIF written on their shoes?

So they know, Toes Go In First!

A man asked a doctor, "Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the surgery?".

Doctor: "Sure, why not?"

Man: "Good, I couldn't play one before."