Best Jokes

My wife drew a stick figure of her and I on my breakfast napkin.

She then wrote "I love you" on it.

Guys, whatever you do, if you receive a sweet sentiment like this don't tape it to the fridge!

Husband: "Happy Anniversary, Honey! I got you a DVD player."

Wife: "Oh, thank you, dear, but how were you able to afford it?"

Husband: "I sold our TV."

Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?"

"22," Rick replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator and realized he wouldn't get the job.

About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job. He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious. The next day, he went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong.

The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."

When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey...

You know she's a keeper!