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Favorite this joke "You are late for golf again Dave."
"Yes, well-being a Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or go and play golf."
"Okay, but why are you so late?"
"I had to toss it 15 times!"
A Baptist and a Mormon were talking one day about the subject of polygamy.
The Mormon said to the Baptist, “Show me one verse in the Bible that forbids polygamy."
The Baptist said, “No man can serve two masters.”
Bob and George are golfing, when a bird flies overhead. "Wow! What a big duck!" Bob says. "That's no duck, it's a goose." George says.
"No, it's a duck!" Bob says. "I say it's a goose!" George says. And so the argument went. "Duck!" "Goose!" "Duck!" "Goose!" "Duck!" "Goose!"
Another golfer behind them, playing the hole, yells, "Fore!" and hits the ball.
Bob sees the ball coming and yells, "Duck!"
George yells back, "Goose!"
BONK.
My friend asked me, "Quick! Quick! What's the ninth letter of the alphabet?"
I admit that I guessed, but I was right.
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