Best Jokes

If life is handing you melons... You might be dyslexic.

Wanna see an idiot in glass?

Take a look in the mirror.

Wanna see an idiot in plastic?

Take a look at your driver's license.

A student decides he wants to skip school one day

Student (on phone): Hello. I am calling to inform the school that my son will not be able to attend school today.

School: And who is this?

Student: This is my mom!