Best Jokes

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello, luv, how's about us going for a walk together?"
"How dare you," retorted the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"
Well then," said the tramp, "what are you doing in my bed?"

Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?
A. Limp biscuit

What do you call a tube with a degree?
A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff