Best Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

Don't you mean, "to whom"?

What's the difference between an old dime and a new nickel?

Five cents.

We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers...

They could call it On Anon Anon...

I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.

He asked which companies?

I told him gas, electric, and cable.