Best Jokes

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor."

Al: When was your son born?

Sam: In March, he came the first of the month.

Al: Is that why you named him "Bill"?

If a person is very adept at telling falsehoods about the money he owes, does that mean he's really good at telling us his LIE-abilities?

Did you hear about the blind man who took a hammer and saw?