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Little fishy in the sea,
How I wish I could catch thee.
Take you home as a new found pet,
Get you checked out by my vet.

Buy you glasses
A little coat,
Some fin mittens,
A tie that floats.

Send you to college to get a degree
Oh my gosh, what you're costing me!
That tie! The vet!
Oh the prices I've paid!
The next thing you're getting,
I'm afraid, is filleted.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I don't trust acupuncturists...

They're backstabbers!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I once dreamed I was living in the Hilton rent-free...

Talk about having suite dreams!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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It's been decided that laundry is part of the original sin...

If Eve hadn't bitten that darned fruit, there would be no clothes to wash.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |