Best Jokes

Q. Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate.

Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello, luv, how's about us going for a walk together?"
"How dare you," retorted the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"
Well then," said the tramp, "what are you doing in my bed?"

Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?
A. Limp biscuit