Best Jokes

Why are harps like elderly parents?

They’re both unforgiving and difficult to get in and out of cars.

"I can’t kill the mosquito who bit me and sucked my blood."

"Why Not?"

"Because we’re related by blood now!"

Most people don't know that the oldest computer in history happened to be an 'Apple'.

It was created around the same time as Adam and Eve and came in several colors and sizes with a satin, semi or high-gloss finish.

Unfortunately, one 'byte' was all it took before everything crashed!

What do you call a geeky nerd who is texting and wears glasses?

A 'Pointexter'!