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Favorite this joke I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad...
But when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance . . . .
She leaned over and pushed me!
Research has determined that the shelf life of fruitcake is longer than the shelf itself.
An exceptional pilot uses his exceptional knowledge to avoid needing his exceptional skill.
A woman with a baby walked into a doctor's office. She asked if they could weigh the baby.
A nurse said that the baby scale was not working that day, but what they could do is weigh the mother while she was holding the baby, and then weigh the mother by herself, and subtract.
The woman thought about this for a minute. "It wouldn't work," she said, "I'm not the mother; I'm the aunt."
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