Best Jokes

Did you hear about the cheap art thieves the police caught the other day?

They didn’t have the Monet to buy Degas to make their Van Gogh.

Son: “Hey Dad, how does a sundial work?”

Dad: (hands son a phone) “Okay, now just call someone.”

Son: “Why can’t you do it?”

Dad: “Because that would be a DADdial.”

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than his bite.

What does an Orthopedic Surgeon like for breakfast?

Rice Krispies... because they go SNAP, CRACKLE, & POP!