Best Jokes

I keep hearing on the radio that I can make big money flipping houses...

But they never say how much I have to pay for the big spatula!

You can't run through a campground...

You can only 'ran', because it's past tents.

Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.

It's the best thing for a hot dog.

Did you know drinking beer makes you smarter?

I know it does because it made Bud Wiser!