Best Jokes

I told my wife I had a crush on Beyoncé.

She replied with, “Well, whatever floats your boat.”

I'm confused because that's Buoyancy.

Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wife's spice rack.

So far, she hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.

You know your getting old...

When your son's hair is turning gray.

According to a new survey, Americans feel that we should all be able to retire when we're 44 years old.

I did.

I just didn't let my boss know.