Best Jokes

Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke, joke, joooooooooooooke...

A father is washing his car with his son.

All of a sudden, the tired boy says, "Dad?"

"Yeah, son?"

"Can't you just use a sponge like everyone else?"

I never knew that laundry detergent goes bad.

But it seems the Tide has turned.

I went to visit my elderly grandmother.

I'll never forget her last words before she kicked the bucket.

She said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"