Best Jokes

I greeted my wife as she entered the room, "Hi Honey. Where have you been?"

She replies, "We just had a 92nd birthday party for Grandma."

To which I replied, "Why so short?"

When I babysit for my minister's three-year-old, one of our favorite games is "Go Fish".

One evening, after winning several rounds, she kept bragging about how good she was.

Jokingly, I said to her, "I'm going to have to teach you a little humility."

Immediately she looked up and asked, "How do you play that?"

Two clowns are eating a cannibal.

One turns to the other and says, “I think that we got the joke wrong.”

If I eat healthy today, then I can have one piece of candy as a reward.

If I eat unhealthy, I can have the whole bag.