Question... What is in the middle of nowhere?
Answer... The letter 'h'.
Baloney \ba-lo’-ne\: Where some hemlines fall.
Banquet \bang’-kwit\: Why the vocalist had no instrumentalists.
Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.
Boomerang \boo’-me-rang\: What’s on top of the Ghost Cream Pie.
The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?"
The student thought about it for a minute then replied: "Are we talking about my little brother or my big brother?"
Yo mamma so dumb, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor!
Yo mamma so dumb, she fell up the stairs!