Best Jokes

A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray.

"You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!" they cried.

"I am," he said, "but I think we're in Wyoming now."

A man arrives at a rest home for his first day. He is greeted at the door by a woman.

She says, "You look like my 7th husband."

The man replies, "How many times have you been married?"

"Six."

Alex to his friend Francis: “Yesterday was my wife’s birthday, and I asked her, 'What gift would you like to have?'”

Francis : “What did she say?"

Alex: "She said, 'Give me anything which has diamonds in it.'”

Francis: “So what did you give her?”

Alex: “A deck of playing cards.”

The River Ravi flows in which state?

A liquid one.