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Jeff to son Jeffery: "Why don't you get your girlfriend a sun lamp?"
Jeffrey: "Why a sun lamp?"
Jeff: "Yes, I bought your mother one."
Jeffery: "She bakes herself with it?"
Jeff: "Yes. Yesterday she baked herself for six hours and now she is the toast of the town!"
"How is your Aunt Bobbie?" asked a family friend.
"She had her appendix taken out the other day," I informed her.
"Did they give her anything for it?"
"No," I answered, "it wasn't worth anything."
What do you call a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs?
Sandy
What was here friends name?
Shelly
What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs on the porch?
Matt
What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob
What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?
Eileen
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