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Favorite this joke Why does a room full of married people look so empty?
Because there's not a single person in it.
On a wintry day, my 90-year-old father was in the supermarket trying to pay for his groceries. Bundled up against the cold, his gloved hands were having trouble retrieving and counting the exact change.
The transaction evidently took too long for the man behind him in line, who muttered a curse.
Dad stopped counting, turned around, and warned, “Be quiet or I’ll write a check.”
Melvin: I’d like to be an organ donor.
Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate?
Melvin: The one that’s been in by basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years.
Bob sent Alice the following email: "Dear Alice, I must be getting so forgetful. I proposed to you last night , but have forgotten whether you said yes or no."
Alice replied: "Dear Bob. It is so good to hear from you. I know I said no to someone last night, but I had forgotten just who it was."
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