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Favorite this joke My girlfriend is impossible to buy for so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday.
Best Friend: “Does she like you?”
Me: “Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!”
Best friend: “If she likes you, she’ll like anything.”
I built a model of Mount Everest.
My son asked, “Is it to scale?”
I replied, “No... it’s to look at.”
Little Johnny was playing in his yard when his next door neighbor drove by pulling a trailer. He ask what did he have in the trailer?
"Manure,"the neighbor replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked Little Johnny
"Put it on my strawberries," answered the farmer.
Little Johnny replied, "You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries."
I Changed all my passwords to 'incorrect."
Whenever I forget, it will tell me: "Your password is incorrect."
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