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Favorite this joke Little Johnny came home from his first day at school.
Little Johnny: I’m not going back tomorrow!
Mom: Why not, what happened?
Little Johnny: Well, I cant read and I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk—so what’s the use?
Two music lovers were being held hostage and both were going to be shot. One of them was a country music lover and the other enjoyed all types of music. Before they were shot they were asked for one last request before they died.
The country music lover said, "I would like to listen to 'Achy Breaky Heart' 50 times in a row..."
The other music lover said, "Please, shoot me first!"
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and cows, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws!"
It was a very emotional wedding...
Even the cake was in tiers!
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