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My kids are like inmates at a jail...

They eat for free, they claim they are innocent, and they don’t like the warden.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his school examination?

"Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing!"

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posted by "srinu" |
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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posted by "vnk" |
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Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?

"Because OMG they can’t even..."

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posted by "Frank Bieniek" |