My kids are like inmates at a jail...
They eat for free, they claim they are innocent, and they don’t like the warden.
What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his school examination?
"Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing!"
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?
"Because OMG they can’t even..."