My wife and I just celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday.
It was the fastest birthday party we’ve ever had.
Three seniors are out for a stroll.
One of them remarks, “It’s windy.”
Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday.”
The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda.”
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Husband: “Call 911 quick, I think I’m having a heart attack!“
The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!”
Husband: "Never mind, I’m feeling much better now."