Best Jokes

Several fonts walk into a bar.

“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type here!”

The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes" the mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" he asked.

"Eh, who cares?" she replied.

Why didn’t the frog sit on the toadstool?

Because there wasn’t mushroom.

I spent the night in a really old hotel last night.

They sent me a wake-up letter.