Best Jokes

A culinary student was learning to make a proper gravy.

His teacher asked, "Did you start with a roux?"

"No, too time consuming," replied the student.

The teacher sternly replied, "Rouxs are meant to be enforced!"

Make something idiot proof, and someone will just make a better idiot!

Two political candidates were having a heated debate.

Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"

And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"

As the plane approached the runway for takeoff, the pilot came on the overhead speakers...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome! We are third in line for takeoff, but don't worry, I think I can beat'em."