Best Jokes

"King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," said little Brodie to his mother one Sunday, after church.

"Why not, son?"

"I learned today that he killed the Jolly Green Giant."

Two bumblebees were talking one day. "I'm sort of depressed" says one of the bees.

"Why...what's the problem?" asks the second bee.

"My doctor says I'm losing my buzz," says the first bee.

To which the second bee replies, "Sorry to hear that, man, that stings!"

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail...

I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality.

Did you hear about the absent-minded nurse that made the patient without disturbing the bed?