Best Jokes

One day a man walked into a barbershop wearing headphones. ”Give me a trim,” he said to the barber, “but don’t take off my headphones off or I’ll die.”

As the barber began to cut the man’s hair, he realized the headphones were in the way and took them off. A few moments later, the man slumped to the floor dead.

Picking up the headphones, the barber put them to his ear and heard a voice saying, “Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...”

Did you hear about the turtle being shot at in the army?

He was SHELL shocked!

A great number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers.

Rumor had it that the new company would be called . . . Fairwell Honeychild!

What happens when a police officer gets into bed?

He becomes an undercover cop.