Best Jokes

3 boys are fishing on a river and a man comes floating by screaming help. The 3 boys grab the man and they realize it is Justin Bieber! Justin said thank you and he wanted to give each boy a gift, anything they wanted.

The first boy said, I haven't been to Disney World. Justin gave him and his family an all expense paid trip to Florida.

The second boy said, that he loves fishing but his dad works to much. Justin bought him and his dad an all expense paid trip to Alaska.

The third boy said what about a motorized wheel chair, with a tv and an Xbox attached, and it dispenses candy. Justin said yes, and that was great that he was giving away his gift. He asked who would be getting this gift? It's for me he replied. To that Justin replied, you can walk just fine though.

I will need that wheel chair after my dad finds out I pulled you out of the river.

The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

My 13-year-old grandson spent a beautiful Saturday playing video games.

His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, “Someday, you’re going to be 30 years old, single, and living in Mom’s basement playing video games all day!”

He reply: “I can only dream.”

My daughter was listening to her radio in the other room, I yelled out to her and ask, "What the heck is that disturbing noise?"

She replied, "That's my radio daddy."

I said, "Well try mine it doesn't sound like that!"