Best Jokes

What did the affectionate crayons say to one another?

I LOVE HUE!

A little girl went to spend a few weeks with her grandmother, who decided to teach her to sew.

After having gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, the granddaughter stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"

How do bees get their hair so sticky?

They use a honeycomb.

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?

The letter 'M'.