Man: Marry me?
Woman: Do you have a house?
Man: No...
Woman: Do you have a BMW car?
Man: No...
Woman: How much is your salary?
Man: No salary... but...
Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Please leave!
Man: (now talking to himself) I have one villa, 3 pieces of property, 3 Ferrari's, 2 Porsche's. Why I still need to buy BMW!?!?
I don't have a salary because I'm the BOSS!
I'd like to buy a new boomerang.
Also, I'd like to know how to throw the old one away.
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence.
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.