What has feet, legs, but nothing else?
Pantyhose!
Claudia had just moved into a new apartment complex and was checking out her mailbox in the hallway.
The postman was just arriving and she curiously asked him, "Which slot is for 'outgoing mail'?"
The postman paused and replied, "Oh, that one that isn't bashful."
After finishing the 'cured ham' dinner, Mable asked her husband, "I wonder what the ham was cured of?"
When walking into a casino, you are handed a sucker...
Are they trying to tell you something?