Best Jokes

Today, I thought of a really good joke. I even laughed when I thought of it!

I then submitted to ajokeaday.com. Surfing the web, I found that someone else had plagiarized me by copying my joke.

Last week.

Today I found out that Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine.

Can’t believe that for years I've been living under a Rock.

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?

Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up two sizes, that would've fit.

9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.

8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

7. Well, well, well...

6. I really don't deserve this.

5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!

4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.