Best Jokes

A lady goes into a butcher shop. She says to the butcher, "can I have a pound of kiddlelees?"

The butcher looks at her and says, "you mean kidneys don't you?"

The lady looks at him and replies, "I said kiddlelees diddle I?"

What is a Panda's favorite metal?

Pandamonium

Did you hear about the Andeluvian that wore out her DVD player re-winding them?

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere