Best Jokes

The other day my wife started a conversation with a weird question...

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?!"

I have finally found something I must be in love with...

GRAVITY!

I fall for it all the time.

I set aside a dollar every time a woman found me unattractive...

Now they are starting to find me attractive...

Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name?

Alice: Ballpoint.

Carol: Is that his real name?

Alice: No, that’s his pen name.