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Favorite this joke 1st man: "I think my Doctor has a vowel problem."
2nd man: "Don't you mean bowel problem?"
1st man: "No, it's the vowels. He changed the spelling of the Hippocratic Oath to Hippocritic and not only that, every time I visit his office I have to sign an IOU before He will see me."
I have one cup of coffee every morning to start the day off right...
The other ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor sharp wit!
The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple.
If you use the short form, the government gets your money.
If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money.
An old lady offers a bus driver some peanuts. So the driver happily eats them. Every 5 minutes she hands him another handful of peanuts.
Driver: "Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady: "I can't chew look I have no teeth."
Driver: "Then why do you buy them?"
Old lady: "I just love the chocolates around them."
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