Best Jokes

Judy: I’ve made such delicious plans for a June wedding, but my boyfriend keeps postponing things.

Jane: Like what?

Judy: Like the proposal!

Last night I dreamt I had an identical twin.

This morning when I woke up I was beside myself!

Good news, the Lego store has reopened...

People are lined up for blocks!

My wife shot me with the nail gun today...

She must think I’m a stud!