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Favorite this joke A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really?! How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - 'Our Father, who does art in Heaven..."
Patient: Doctor, I have a tendency to gain weight in certain places. What would you recommend?
Doctor: Stay out of those places!
Little Johnny's school cook prided herself on the healthy meals she provided with lots of vegetables and fruits.
One day when the power failed, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches.
Upon filling up his plate, Little Johnny's comment was, "Finally, a home-cooked meal!"
There is a glass of water on the table.
Optimists think the water in the glass is half full.
Pessimists think the water in the glass is half empty.
Opportunists and Realists like me, drink the water in the glass, put it back on the table, and then leave.
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