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Favorite this joke A wife served some homemade cinnamon rolls for breakfast and waited eagerly for her husband’s reaction.
When none was immediately forthcoming, she asked, “If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?”
Without looking up from his newspaper, he replied, “About ten years.”
Why was the eagle in handcuffs?
The police thought he was a flight risk!
People say that you can get salmonella from eating contaminated chicken...
Does that mean people can get chickenella from eating contaminated salmon???
Employer: "We need someone responsible for this job."
Applicant: "Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible."
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