Best Jokes

A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, "Hey, do you see my ear down there?"

The guy on the street picks up an ear and yells back, "Is this it?"

"No," replies the construction worker. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"

Brandon: "Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?"

Kaleb: "I don't know, tell me."

Brandon: "He needed a filling!"