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Favorite this joke The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.
"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone, I found that the cat had eaten it!"
"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."
Yo Momma so dumb...
That she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
My twin brother called me from prison.
He said: “You know how we finish each other’s sentences?”
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