Best Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

The problem with jogging is by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it...

It’s already too far to walk back!

Yo Momma is so fat, she doesn't need the Internet...

She's already WORLD WIDE!!!

Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands.

The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Bill read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Does my house have everything your ad says it does?"

The agent said, "It certainly does. Why do you ask?"

Bill replied, "Cancel the sale. It's exactly what I'm looking for!"