Best Jokes

Two steps for making great tofu:

Step 1: Throw TOFU in the trash.

Step 2: Put a thick RIBEYE STEAK on the grill.

The gingerbread man fell while walking down a steep path and scraped his knees.

He was taken to the cookie doctor who asked, "Have you tried ICING it?"

Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...

He was picking his nose.

I hate it when I see an OLD person and then realize we went to school together.