Best Jokes

I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels...

She didn’t know I existed.

My husband had just lost 50 pounds when, after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken a job in a restaurant.

When I returned home after my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug. He seemed to cling to me longer than usual. "Did you really miss me that much today, dear?" I asked.

"No," came the reply. "But you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go."