Best Jokes

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

Mabel never went to church. She always promised to go but never did. The pastor was astounded when she suddenly showed up for Sunday service. Thereafter she was there for every Sunday service.

Three months later, after a Sunday service, the pastor asked her, “What happened to you? You always dodged church and now it looks like you can't get enough of it?"

She replied, “It's this new car of mine pastor... they told me the warranty will lapse if I miss even one service!”

Visitor: "Whats the wifi password?"

Priest: "Respect the dead."

Visitor: "All upper case?"

Don't be irreplaceable...

If you can't be replaced, Then you can't be promoted!