What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
A Tyrannochorus
Men are like coolers...
Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.
A mother had been dragging her five year old son around the huge grocery store. After nearly 2 hours the little boy exclaimed, "I gotta rest mom, I'm really tired!"
"Only a couple more things," she replied.
Pointing his finger towards a doorway Timmy shouted, "Look Mom, we could go over there! It says 'Rest Room'!"
It's not true that married men live longer than single men...
It only seems longer!