If a parsley farmer is sued...
Could they garnish his wages?
What bugs the man on the moon most?
Lunar-tics!
A man and his wife were walking by a lovely looking restaurant when his wife excitingly said, "What a gorgeous smell coming from this restaurant!"
Being kindhearted he agreed with her and thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!"
And so they walked by the restaurant again!
My daughter came home so excited...
She had to parallel park at work and received the following note of praise: PARKING FINE.