One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, California, we were preparing for a ten-mile march in 100-degree weather when a jeep drove up with a large radio in the back.
"Who knows anything about radios?" our drill instructor asked.
Several hands went up, and anticipating a ride in the jeep, recruits began listing their credentials. Everything from a degree in communications to a part-time job in a repair shop was declared.
The DI listened to all the contenders, then pointed to the most qualified. "You!" he barked. "Carry the radio."
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a racehorse.
Doctor: Take one of these pills every 4 laps.
Me: Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!
Doctor: Well tell her to come in.
Me: I cant! She doesn't stop at this floor.
Why was school so much easier for cave people?
Because they had no history to study!