As I get older I realized....
I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
What does a dog say before dinner?
BONE APPETITE!
Dietitian: Did you follow the course that I have given you 4 weeks ago?
Client: Yes, of course!
Dietitian: So did you lose at least 4lbs ?
Client: No! I lost 4 weeks!
Typists are very important people.
They are key employees.